🤣 . Girlfriend logic GF: “Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?” BF: “Internet se bhi zyada” GF: “Proof?” BF: “Jab net slow hota hai tab bhi main tumhe hi message karta hoon 😂”
😆 . Desi truth Friend: “Tum gym kyu nahi jaate?” Boy: “Main already weight lifting kar raha hoon… roti uthana bhi workout hai 😭”
😜 3. Doctor joke Patient: “Doctor sahab, mujhe bhoolne ki bimari ho gayi hai” Doctor: “Kab se?” Patient: “Kya kab se? 😳”
😂 . Smart boy Mom: “Beta padhai kar lo” Boy: “Maa, main AI engineer banunga” Mom: “Achha… to abhi kya ho?” Boy: “YouTube expert 😎”
😂 1. Teacher vs Student Teacher: “Homework kyu nahi kiya?” Student: “Sir, wifi nahi tha 😭” Teacher: “To mobile ka data?” Student: “Sir, recharge bhi nahi tha… economy crash ho gayi thi 😂”
🤣 2. Shaadi ka sach Ladka: “Shaadi ke baad zindagi jannat ban jaati hai” Friend: “Achha?” Ladka: “Haan, bas entry gate pe hi line lagti hai… aur exit ka pata nahi 😆”