Joke Shayari

🍬 *Diwali Joke* 🍬 Doctor: Mithai kam khao, sugar badh jayegi! Me: Doctor sahab, Diwali saal me ek baar aati hai, Sugar to saal bhar rehti hai, aap hi batao kisko chhodun? 😂

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🧹 *Diwali Ki Safai* 🧹 Diwali se pehle ghar ki safai me, Aadhi cheezein milti hain, Aadhi cheezein phir se kho jati hain, Aur bechara pati, sofa ke neeche hi milta hai! 😂😂

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💰 *Lakshmi Ji* 💰 Me: Lakshmi Ji, is Diwali dhan de do! Lakshmi Ji: Beta, pehle apna phone ka balance dekh, Dhan to baad me milega! 😜📱

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👦 *Chhota Baccha* 👦 Baccha: Papa, Diwali pe patakha jalau? Papa: Beta, door khade hokar jalana! Baccha: Papa, aap to paas khade ho, Aap door jao, main jalata hun! 😂🔥

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Teacher: Tumhara homework kahan hai? Baccha: Sir, kutta kha gaya! Teacher: Tumhare ghar kutta kab se aa gaya? Baccha: Sir, homework khane ke baad se hi aa gaya!

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Aadmi: Bhaiya, ek chai dena, shakkar kam rakhna! Chai Wala: Bhai, shakkar to pehle se hi kam hai… Tumhare muh me jo kadwahat hai, uska kya karun?

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Dost: Yaar, meri shaadi hone wali hai, bahut khush hun! Dusra Dost: Khush to abhi hai… Shaadi ke baad khushi Google par search karni padegi!

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Beta: Mummy, aaj school me mujhe star mila! Mummy: Wah beta, kis cheez ka star mila? Beta: Mummy, teacher ne kaha… Tu to mera superstar hai, roz late aata hai!

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Teacher: Tumhara homework kahan hai? Baccha: Sir, kutta kha gaya! Teacher: Tumhare ghar kutta kab se aa gaya? Baccha: Sir, homework khane ke baad se hi aa gaya!

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Biwi: Suno ji, tum mujhe kabhi ghumane nahi le jate! Pati: Pagal ho kya? Tumhe ghumane le gaya to ghar kaun sambhalega? Biwi: To tum ghar sambhalo, main akele ghum aati hun!

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Padosi: Bhai, tumhari biwi bahut achhi khana banati hai! Aadmi: Haan bhai, isiliye to main Roz bahana banakar tumhare ghar khana khane aa jata hun!

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Beta: Papa, mujhe naya mobile chahiye! Papa: Beta, pehle padhai me number lao. Beta: Papa, number to bahut aate hain… Bas papa ke phone par, ladkiyon ke!

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Biwi: Suno ji, tum mujhe kabhi ghumane nahi le jate! Pati: Pagal ho kya? Tumhe ghumane le gaya to ghar kaun sambhalega? Biwi: To tum ghar sambhalo, main akele ghum aati hun!

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Teacher: Beta, tum school kyun nahi aaye? Baccha: Sir, aapne hi to kaha tha, Sapne bade dekho… To main sote-sote bada sapna dekh raha tha!

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